{"product_id":"let-them-eat-pie-lattice-pie-earrings","title":"Let Them Eat Pie – Lattice Pie Earrings","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMarie Antoinette supposedly said people without bread should eat cake. She probably never actually said it — but I like the delusion of it anyway, so here's my version: if you can't afford bread, learn how to make a pie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's not really a joke. Fruit costs about the same as bread does. A pie takes maybe four times that — and it's more nutritious than bread will ever be, maybe with a bit less sugar too. I know this because I studied horticulture, and because I'm actually baking them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis stud is a tiny lattice-crust pie, painted the color of something that just came out of the oven. Small, absurd, a little defiant — same as the idea it's named after.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou're not buying a pie. You're buying the moment someone decided bread wasn't the only option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMaterials: UV resin, hand-mixed acrylic paint, jump-ring metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHardware: set into resin and glued for extra hold and durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eClosure: stud\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMade in Ljubljana, Slovenia — hand-poured, hand-painted, no two pieces identical\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCare: keep away from water, perfume, and direct sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eShipping: EU only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"This is Not a Toy.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57067947753812,"sku":null,"price":43.86,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/3499\/8612\/files\/IMG_7599.jpg?v=1788881233","url":"https:\/\/thisnottoy.com\/sl\/products\/let-them-eat-pie-lattice-pie-earrings","provider":"This is Not a Toy.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}